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'Quick, Bernie - in here!'

'I adore a man of many parts.'

The Monster Under the Bed.

'You're here for a second opinion. My opinion is that there isn't a doctor with enough malpractice insurance to risk giving you a second opinion.'

'I'll accept that excuse for now, but you need to have a brain by Monday.'

'Oh, wait!... I forgot to tax your brain.'

Life is ghoul

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Ski lift mobile

Nature Lovers

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

Masterpiece?

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

Bleak House

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

The King and His Real Estate Advisors

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

'It's had the best reviews I've ever written.'

'And just how much is silver going for a troy ounce these days?'

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

An empty 'crime' section in a bookhop

Trilby - 'The Moon-dial'.

Whodunits

'You can't win -- I turned the water into wine, and then everybody wanted free refills!'

'The next time he misses the paper, we're giving him away.'

"And now, with the projected sales figures..."

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.