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'Lord we worship the water you walk on.'

'You can't win -- I turned the water into wine, and then everybody wanted free refills!'

'I do wish he'd stop showing off in front of his friends.'

Moses on a park bench

Myths and legends...

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Career Elevator

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

So Far So Good

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

Team Leader

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'

C Day Lewis.

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

Bleak House

Life is ghoul

'U.S. Manufacturing'

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

'It's had the best reviews I've ever written.'

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.

Psychic Research Unit.

An empty 'crime' section in a bookhop

"You’ll meet a beautiful woman whom your mother will loathe."

'Poor Adam -- he lost his head start ALREADY.'