Monster Mavens Pillows

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Muscles

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Body Building Mishap

Life is ghoul

"I love strong coffee."

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"My biggest strength is probably my quads."

strong man bends an iron bar

Agatha Christie

'I'll accept that excuse for now, but you need to have a brain by Monday.'

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

"OK, I'll tell you what I know, but I can't reveal my source."

Department de Philosophie

'I can't remember. Edith, am I forgetful?'

'The next time he misses the paper, we're giving him away.'

"Budget? What budget?"

Monkey Rejection

Cinema nasties

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

'Do you know if there's a candy machine in the building?'