Moth Mavens Pillows

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Muscles

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Medieval headlines.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'

Body Building Mishap

Dracula Admires His Offspring.

"My biggest strength is probably my quads."

"I love strong coffee."

strong man bends an iron bar

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

Making a pact with the devil at the crossroads.

Department de Philosophie

'I can't remember. Edith, am I forgetful?'

'The next time he misses the paper, we're giving him away.'

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

'Shall I be moth?'

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

'Do you know if there's a candy machine in the building?'

Grump Horse and Rider

How's your mood this week, Al? I'm happy as a clam, doctor. Great. Let me ask you something: The last time you saw a clam, how happy did he appear to be?