Mountain Mavens Pillows

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Muscles

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

Ski lift mobile

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Nature Lovers

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Medieval headlines.

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

Body Building Mishap

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

'It's the people downstairs again.'

strong man bends an iron bar

"I love strong coffee."

"My biggest strength is probably my quads."

'The next time he misses the paper, we're giving him away.'

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

'Do you know if there's a candy machine in the building?'

Stunning politeness.

"All you had to do was ASK us to leave!"

Houdini tries to get out of dinner with his in-laws.