Mountain Mavens Gifts

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Muscles

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"Was that my pager or yours?"

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

Ski lift mobile

Nature Lovers

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Medieval headlines.

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

Body Building Mishap

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

strong man bends an iron bar

"I love strong coffee."

"My biggest strength is probably my quads."

'The next time he misses the paper, we're giving him away.'

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

'Do you know if there's a candy machine in the building?'

Stunning politeness.

"All you had to do was ASK us to leave!"