Muscle Mavens Gifts

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

Gym'll Fix it

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Muscles

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

That's nothing. You should see what he writes in the comments section.

Dracula Admires His Offspring.

Body Building Mishap

strong man bends an iron bar

Dronin'

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"I love strong coffee."

"My biggest strength is probably my quads."

'I envy your metabolism.'

Department de Philosophie

'I can't remember. Edith, am I forgetful?'

'The next time he misses the paper, we're giving him away.'

George Smith Patton

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

'Do you know if there's a candy machine in the building?'

Vet. Vet. Ironically, the pig has a pulled calf muscle and the cow has a strained hamstring.