Mockery Mavens Gifts

Department de Philosophie

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"States of tofu"

Muscles

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

Body Building Mishap

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

"I love strong coffee."

strong man bends an iron bar

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"My biggest strength is probably my quads."

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

'I can't remember. Edith, am I forgetful?'

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

'Do you know if there's a candy machine in the building?'

Houdini tries to get out of dinner with his in-laws.

Space Turkey Aliens visit a family on Thanksgiving.

"They're washboard abs, Mr. Hunzinger, and they're on the move."

"No, thanks. I'm in training."

'My Brew's really hoppy. . . I use the whole frog!'