Mock Draft Mavens Gifts

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"States of tofu"

Muscles

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'I'm an atheist!'

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

'First, the Rules of Engagement for this meeting ...'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

Body Building Mishap

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

"My biggest strength is probably my quads."

"I love strong coffee."

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

strong man bends an iron bar

'It's the people downstairs again.'

'All those opposed, signify by using the usual sign.'

'I envy your metabolism.'

Department de Philosophie

'I can't remember. Edith, am I forgetful?'

Do you look like your pet ?

Godot finally turns up

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

'Do you know if there's a candy machine in the building?'

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"