Manner Mavens Gifts

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

Muscles

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

"I have to start thinking out of the box."

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'

Body Building Mishap

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

'It's the people downstairs again.'

strong man bends an iron bar

"I love strong coffee."

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"My biggest strength is probably my quads."

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

'All those opposed, signify by using the usual sign.'

"Secondhard carbs"

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

'Leonard was pleased with his bouffant mane from The Precious Roar.'

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

'Do you know if there's a candy machine in the building?'

Stunning politeness.

"All you had to do was ASK us to leave!"

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

Grump Horse and Rider

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"