Mock Draft Mavens Pillows

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"States of tofu"

Muscles

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'I'm an atheist!'

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

'First, the Rules of Engagement for this meeting ...'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Body Building Mishap

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

That's nothing. You should see what he writes in the comments section.

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

"I love strong coffee."

strong man bends an iron bar

"My biggest strength is probably my quads."

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

'It's the people downstairs again.'

'All those opposed, signify by using the usual sign.'

'I envy your metabolism.'

Department de Philosophie

'I can't remember. Edith, am I forgetful?'

Do you look like your pet ?

Godot finally turns up

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

'Do you know if there's a candy machine in the building?'

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

Space Turkey Aliens visit a family on Thanksgiving.