Media Mashup Mavens Pillows

Godot finally turns up

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

In the Guru District

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"National security adviser"

"And this is our media room."

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

Reporter #6: television.

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

'I'm an atheist!'

Fifty shades of Leveson.

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"A newspaper has a responsibility to ensure that its readers are fully informed."

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'First, the Rules of Engagement for this meeting ...'

"There will be a Q&A...but in this era of Trump I will be insulting anyone whose questions I don't like."

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

"Good news on Wall Street today"

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."