Muscle Mavens Pillows

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

Gym'll Fix it

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Muscles

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

Body Building Mishap

"My biggest strength is probably my quads."

"I love strong coffee."

strong man bends an iron bar

'It's the people downstairs again.'

'I envy your metabolism.'

Department de Philosophie

'I can't remember. Edith, am I forgetful?'

'The next time he misses the paper, we're giving him away.'

George Smith Patton

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

'Do you know if there's a candy machine in the building?'

Houdini tries to get out of dinner with his in-laws.