Miracle Mavens Pillows

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

Muscles

Myths and legends...

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"That's a big fat lie!"

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Body Building Mishap

"You just made medical history Mr Burnside. Your're the first one ever struck by lightning while on a bed pan."

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.

strong man bends an iron bar

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

'Poor Adam -- he lost his head start ALREADY.'

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"My biggest strength is probably my quads."

"I love strong coffee."

Department de Philosophie

"OK, I'll tell you what I know, but I can't reveal my source."

'You can't win -- I turned the water into wine, and then everybody wanted free refills!'

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

'Harold, wake up, you're supposed to be the tooth fairy tonight.'

'Do you know if there's a candy machine in the building?'

It's a gingerbread cyclops....I ran out of raisins!

"They're washboard abs, Mr. Hunzinger, and they're on the move."

Houdini tries to get out of dinner with his in-laws.