Miracle Mavens Gifts

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

Muscles

Myths and legends...

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"That's a big fat lie!"

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Body Building Mishap

Dracula Admires His Offspring.

"You just made medical history Mr Burnside. Your're the first one ever struck by lightning while on a bed pan."

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.

'Poor Adam -- he lost his head start ALREADY.'

"My biggest strength is probably my quads."

"I love strong coffee."

strong man bends an iron bar

'It's the people downstairs again.'

Agatha Christie

"OK, I'll tell you what I know, but I can't reveal my source."

Department de Philosophie

'You can't win -- I turned the water into wine, and then everybody wanted free refills!'

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

'Harold, wake up, you're supposed to be the tooth fairy tonight.'

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

'Do you know if there's a candy machine in the building?'

It's a gingerbread cyclops....I ran out of raisins!

Houdini tries to get out of dinner with his in-laws.

'I do wish he'd stop showing off in front of his friends.'

Vet. Vet. Ironically, the pig has a pulled calf muscle and the cow has a strained hamstring.