Motivational Mavens Pillows

"The new motivational posters have been unpopular, yet effective."

'Surviving the workout is nothing compared to surviving the support group.'

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

Team Leader

'We'll skip that rubbish.'

"I have to start thinking out of the box."

'It was accidentally reversed one day and our profits immediately skyrocketed.'

"Balance is essential, Ray. For example, this week, my life is purpost-driven, and I'll follow that with seven days of aimless drifting!"

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'..Can I interest you in our new fragrance - 'Are''

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

'All those opposed, signify by using the usual sign.'

"Well the good news is that 67 people want to attend the leadership course, the bad news is that 58 of them want to run it!"

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

"We at Megacorp are very supportive of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazcylone' to enhance the experience."

Never Apologize for Being Yourself

"Possible side effects include disharmony, lack of oneness, and blurred third-eye vision."

"If you're happy and you know it, stick with your dosage."

Now, Foster, have you ever thought about taking out our company PEP?

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

"Do we still have a copy of the pep talk I gave on that day?"

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

'Okay, so we're 4 and 8 this season. Take away those 8 losses and we're undefeated!'

'Good grief!! You're here already..?!'

Houdini tries to get out of dinner with his in-laws.

'I fired my motivational trainer and started listening to my mother.'