Motivational Mavens Prints

"The new motivational posters have been unpopular, yet effective."

'Surviving the workout is nothing compared to surviving the support group.'

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

Career Elevator

Team Leader

'We'll skip that rubbish.'

"I have to start thinking out of the box."

'It was accidentally reversed one day and our profits immediately skyrocketed.'

"Balance is essential, Ray. For example, this week, my life is purpost-driven, and I'll follow that with seven days of aimless drifting!"

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

Dracula Admires His Offspring.

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

'..Can I interest you in our new fragrance - 'Are''

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'All those opposed, signify by using the usual sign.'

"Well the good news is that 67 people want to attend the leadership course, the bad news is that 58 of them want to run it!"

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

"We at Megacorp are very supportive of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazcylone' to enhance the experience."

Never Apologize for Being Yourself

"Possible side effects include disharmony, lack of oneness, and blurred third-eye vision."

"If you're happy and you know it, stick with your dosage."

Now, Foster, have you ever thought about taking out our company PEP?

"Do we still have a copy of the pep talk I gave on that day?"

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

'Okay, so we're 4 and 8 this season. Take away those 8 losses and we're undefeated!'

Speaker: 'I've lost my will to go on ... is there a motivational speaker in the house?'