Moth Mavens Gifts

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Muscles

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Medieval headlines.

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'

Body Building Mishap

strong man bends an iron bar

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

"My biggest strength is probably my quads."

"I love strong coffee."

'It's the people downstairs again.'

Department de Philosophie

'I can't remember. Edith, am I forgetful?'

'The next time he misses the paper, we're giving him away.'

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

'Shall I be moth?'

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

'Do you know if there's a candy machine in the building?'

Grump Horse and Rider