Mammoth Maven Gifts

'The next time he misses the paper, we're giving him away.'

'Well...It's woolly. And it's mammoth. So it's probably a woolly mammoth.'

Muscles

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"Ninja bread men"

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Myths and legends...

"Was that my pager or yours?"

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Ski lift mobile

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Nature Lovers

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Life is ghoul

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

Facial hair continental drift.

Body Building Mishap

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

'Poor Adam -- he lost his head start ALREADY.'

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

"It's funny...back when I first signed up to 'Adopt an Endangered Manatee', I thought they just wanted me to send money. Instead, little Julia came along and changed my life forever."

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

'I'll accept that excuse for now, but you need to have a brain by Monday.'

"My biggest strength is probably my quads."

"I love strong coffee."

strong man bends an iron bar

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.

'It's the people downstairs again.'

Dronin'

Making a pact with the devil at the crossroads.

George Smith Patton