Monster Movie Mavens Pillows

"Oooh, look! A rainbow!"

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Zombies.

"Hugh fans!"

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

Giant slug attacks a city

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

King Kongs first christmas

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

Official Fight Cards

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"There goes our early night."

'Kong, loved your resume but I have to ask for a drug test.'

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."