Monster Movie Mavens Gifts

"Oooh, look! A rainbow!"

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Zombies.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Hugh fans!"

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

King Kongs first christmas

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Giant slug attacks a city

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

Official Fight Cards

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."