Cinema Maven Gifts

Milla Jovovich

Instructional guide to scribbling

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

The sunglasses.

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

"This is off our first TikTok."

Upper West Side Story

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Carbon Dating

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

The hall of bad ideas.

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

"Now all we need is a good script."

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."