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"OK, I'll tell you what I know, but I can't reveal my source."

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

Execution Fairground Attraction

Factory-Second Magic 8 Balls

'The best thing about being a black cat is that you can scare superstitious people...'

"I see something horrible in your future; death... mayhem... EVIL... wait a see, it's just a fingerprint."

"Ooooh! This recipe sounds nice... Hard Boiled Detective!!"

Questions for all to ponder...

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"That's a big fat lie!"

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

Snow Crime

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

'It's had the best reviews I've ever written.'

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

Trilby - 'The Moon-dial'.

"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."

Whodunits

An empty 'crime' section in a bookhop

'All those opposed, signify by using the usual sign.'

'I can't remember. Edith, am I forgetful?'

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

Shakespeare in the park Mickey Spillane in the alley.

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

"How would I know how long he'll be? I'm not the psychic!"

"You people make me sick. Nonetheless, here's a little toe-tapper."

"My one-man band is breaking up."

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

Sherlock Holmes