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"OK, I'll tell you what I know, but I can't reveal my source."

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"What are you hiding, WIlliams?"

Execution Fairground Attraction

Factory-Second Magic 8 Balls

No one will be seated after this comic strip has begun. Please do not reveal the shocking plot twist to your friends. This evening is not going to end well, Lance. Spoiler alert.

'The best thing about being a black cat is that you can scare superstitious people...'

"I see something horrible in your future; death... mayhem... EVIL... wait a see, it's just a fingerprint."

Agatha Christie

"Ooooh! This recipe sounds nice... Hard Boiled Detective!!"

Questions for all to ponder...

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

"That's a big fat lie!"

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

Snow Crime

Ralph Stanley

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

Dracula Admires His Offspring.

C Day Lewis.

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

'It's had the best reviews I've ever written.'

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

Trilby - 'The Moon-dial'.

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

An empty 'crime' section in a bookhop

Whodunits

'All those opposed, signify by using the usual sign.'

'I can't remember. Edith, am I forgetful?'

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'