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Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Myths and legends...

"Like that?"

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

Upper West Side Story

"This is off our first TikTok."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

"Their bookshelves look more convincingly read from than ours."

Boarway Show

Nick Cave

If this van's a rockin'...

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Don't bother Daddy -- he's just upset because Lady Godiva joined the anti-Crusade movement.'

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

'Music hath charms,' &c.

C Day Lewis.

"I ask you, what would life be like without similes?"

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Leonard Cohen

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

A squirrel uses a triangle to announce to other squirrels that a bird feeder has just been re-filled.

"There's nothing like a dame!"

'Mamma Mia, Les Mis, Leveson inquiry...'