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Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Myths and legends...

"Like that?"

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

"This is off our first TikTok."

Upper West Side Story

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

"Their bookshelves look more convincingly read from than ours."

Boarway Show

"I ask you, what would life be like without similes?"

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Don't bother Daddy -- he's just upset because Lady Godiva joined the anti-Crusade movement.'

"There's nothing like a dame!"

A squirrel uses a triangle to announce to other squirrels that a bird feeder has just been re-filled.

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

The violin lesson

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.