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'Ah, Gerald, weddings are so romantic...'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'Have you no common scents?!'

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Myths and legends...

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"This is off our first TikTok."

Musical genres

"Arthur, I need my space."

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

Upper West Side Story

"First, I'll read the minutes from your last weddings."

Snow Crime

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

"It's my attorney. Have you seen my list of things about you that drive me crazy?"

Boarway Show

'All he wants is sex, sex, sex!'

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

'Music hath charms,' &c.

The Music Lover.

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

'You're docile enough alright, but I don't like how you grind your teeth while you sleep!'

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."