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'Ah, Gerald, weddings are so romantic...'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'Have you no common scents?!'

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Myths and legends...

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

Musical genres

Upper West Side Story

"Arthur, I need my space."

"This is off our first TikTok."

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

"First, I'll read the minutes from your last weddings."

Snow Crime

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"It's my attorney. Have you seen my list of things about you that drive me crazy?"

'All he wants is sex, sex, sex!'

Ralph Stanley

Boarway Show

Nick Cave

The Music Lover.

Leonard Cohen

'Music hath charms,' &c.

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

'You're docile enough alright, but I don't like how you grind your teeth while you sleep!'

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"