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Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Star Wars Audience

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

"This is off our first TikTok."

Upper West Side Story

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

Musical genres

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

Gondolier

Boarway Show

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Arrest of La Tuta

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

The Music Lover.

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

"I lost the hand to a shark, the leg to a barracuda, and the gallbladder to Dr. Steven Erlich."

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"