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Gondolier

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Swiss army knife

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Myths and legends...

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"Like that?"

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Star Wars Audience

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

"This is off our first TikTok."

Upper West Side Story

Musical genres

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Boarway Show

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"I lost the hand to a shark, the leg to a barracuda, and the gallbladder to Dr. Steven Erlich."

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

The Music Lover.

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

Arrest of La Tuta