Classic Musical Maven Gifts

Gondolier

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Swiss army knife

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Myths and legends...

"Like that?"

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Star Wars Audience

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Musical genres

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

"This is off our first TikTok."

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

Upper West Side Story

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

Boarway Show

Nick Cave

Ralph Stanley

Arrest of La Tuta

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

'Music hath charms,' &c.

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

The Music Lover.

Leonard Cohen

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'