Musical Theater Maven Gifts

Cousin Hebe HMS Pinafore

Lady Blanche

Angry Doctor Bartolo

Katisha

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Ninja bread men"

Falstaff

Wotan with eye patch

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

Upper West Side Story

"This is off our first TikTok."

Musical genres

The sunglasses.

Carbon Dating

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

Nanki Poo

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

Gondolier

The hall of bad ideas.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."