Musical Theater Maven Gifts

Cousin Hebe HMS Pinafore

Lady Blanche

Angry Doctor Bartolo

Katisha

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Ninja bread men"

Wotan with eye patch

Falstaff

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Upper West Side Story

The sunglasses.

Musical genres

"This is off our first TikTok."

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

Carbon Dating

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

The hall of bad ideas.

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy