Musical Theatre Maven Gifts

Bob Fosse

The Bonze interrupts Madam Butterfly's wedding

Tosca in prison

Ralph Rackstraw and Josephine HMS Pinafore

Muscles

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Ninja bread men"

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Musical genres

"This is off our first TikTok."

The sunglasses.

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

Upper West Side Story

Carbon Dating

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.