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"You people make me sick. Nonetheless, here's a little toe-tapper."

"My one-man band is breaking up."

Ralph Stanley

Kylie Minogue

Elton John

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

Musical genres

Upper West Side Story

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

"This is off our first TikTok."

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

Gondolier

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

'We'll skip that rubbish.'

Boarway Show

Nick Cave

"Accepting for..."

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

The Music Lover.

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

Leonard Cohen

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'