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"You people make me sick. Nonetheless, here's a little toe-tapper."

"My one-man band is breaking up."

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Upper West Side Story

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

Musical genres

"This is off our first TikTok."

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Gondolier

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

'We'll skip that rubbish.'

Boarway Show

"Accepting for..."

The Music Lover.

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

"There's nothing like a dame!"

A squirrel uses a triangle to announce to other squirrels that a bird feeder has just been re-filled.

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.