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'This guy is recording our singing, but I can't see us getting royalties any time soon...'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Instructional guide to scribbling

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Star Wars Audience

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"Baldo, why do you make fun of my playing?"

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

"This is off our first TikTok."

George Martin

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

Upper West Side Story

'The highest court in the land.'

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

Gondolier

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

Nick Cave

Boarway Show

Ralph Stanley

Leonard Cohen

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

Arrest of La Tuta

'Music hath charms,' &c.

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

"I lost the hand to a shark, the leg to a barracuda, and the gallbladder to Dr. Steven Erlich."

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."