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"Mostly Mozart, nothing. It's all Mozart or no Mozart."

Sir Thomas Beecham.

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Instructional guide to scribbling

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Myths and legends...

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"Like that?"

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"This is off our first TikTok."

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

Musical genres

Upper West Side Story

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Gondolier

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

Boarway Show

Moderne Auction Today - This end up!

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

"Is that all you can say - 'It's not messy'?"

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

The Music Lover.

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'