Music Industry Maven Mugs

'This guy is recording our singing, but I can't see us getting royalties any time soon...'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Instructional guide to scribbling

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Star Wars Audience

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

Upper West Side Story

"This is off our first TikTok."

'The highest court in the land.'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Gondolier

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

Boarway Show

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

Arrest of La Tuta