Money-making Maven Mugs

The GRAVY TRAIN rolls by.

Great Chinese Dynasties

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

"I'm teaching him to rollover my 401 (k)."

'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'Better brace yourself. It looks as though your broker's now equipping your monthly statement with crumple zones.'

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

Hooray for Bollywood!

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

Wow thanks, a cheque for $500M made out to 'small business'.

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

"This is off our first TikTok."

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

'I'm afraid the stock price gods are not happy Ralph.'

Investments.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

'I think it's time to reboot your fiscal compass.'

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."