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The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"This is off our first TikTok."

Musical genres

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

Upper West Side Story

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'

Boarway Show

"Accepting for..."

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Musical Note Nail

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

The Music Lover.

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

"There's nothing like a dame!"

A squirrel uses a triangle to announce to other squirrels that a bird feeder has just been re-filled.