Melody Mavens Gifts

Choristers

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Upper West Side Story

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

Musical genres

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

"This is off our first TikTok."

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'

Boarway Show

Nick Cave

"Accepting for..."

Ralph Stanley

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

Leonard Cohen

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

That's nothing. You should see what he writes in the comments section.

The Music Lover.

Musical Note Nail

'Music hath charms,' &c.

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'