Moody Maven Gifts

Teenager

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Ski lift mobile

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Nature Lovers

The end is near

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

"This is off our first TikTok."

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

Musical genres

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

'I'm a practical nurse! -- I know better than to listen to doctors!'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

Jerk Gene

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

Life is ghoul

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

The Music Lover.

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."