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'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

"Was that my pager or yours?"

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Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Nature Lovers

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

Musical genres

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

Podiatry. The greated podiatrist of all time, you say? Yep. I studied at his feet.

"This is off our first TikTok."

The end is near

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

'I'm a practical nurse! -- I know better than to listen to doctors!'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

Jerk Gene

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'

Nick Cave

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

The Music Lover.

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

C Day Lewis.

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Leonard Cohen

Life is ghoul

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."