Moped Maven T-Shirts

Provisional Driving License - you are licensed to..Drive a motor car if accompanied..drive a moped..deliver pizza

Ice skater

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Lego Haircut

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Ski lift mobile

Nature Lovers

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'

Life is ghoul

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

'I'll accept that excuse for now, but you need to have a brain by Monday.'

Dance Studio: Ballroom, Latin, Line Dancing, Rain Dancing

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

"You're not fooling me. I can spot 'fake mews'."

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

"I'll make you a deal. You stop chasing me, and I'll show you where they hide the catnip."

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

Grump Horse and Rider

'I adore a man of many parts.'

Racing car drivers on their phones.

Skiing

"It's a new travel computer. It fits in your pocket. I suggest bringing your reading glasses."

"Fix it so it'll stream out behind, Pierre. I've been assigned to a motorcycle detail."

'Quick, Bernie - in here!'

The Monster Under the Bed.

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

"Trigger Warning."