Musical Mutt Maven T-Shirts

Max loved his new iPAWED.

Muscles

Instructional guide to scribbling

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Upper West Side Story

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

"This is off our first TikTok."

The sunglasses.

Musical genres

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

Carbon Dating

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

The hall of bad ideas.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Gondolier

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."