Musical Mutt Maven Mugs

Max loved his new iPAWED.

Muscles

Instructional guide to scribbling

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Upper West Side Story

Musical genres

"This is off our first TikTok."

The sunglasses.

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

Carbon Dating

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Gondolier

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

The hall of bad ideas.

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner