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'Classless Reunion'

'I thought I gave you money to get your hair cut?'

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Happy Easter

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Absolutely not!"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Lego Haircut

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"Like that?"

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Dolores is so avant garde.

'Too much for the school run?'

"This is off our first TikTok."

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

The Dandy

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"I want something in which to vote for Mrs. Luce."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

How to read the dress code?

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"