Quirky Style Maven Mugs

'Classless Reunion'

'I thought I gave you money to get your hair cut?'

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Happy Easter

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Absolutely not!"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Lego Haircut

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"Like that?"

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Dolores is so avant garde.

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

'Too much for the school run?'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"This is off our first TikTok."

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

"I want something in which to vote for Mrs. Luce."

The Dandy

How to read the dress code?

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'