Science Mavens T-Shirts

'You're failing chemistry!' 'But...you're taking away my dream of becoming a professional athlete!'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

"That's a big fat lie!"

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

"I have to start thinking out of the box."

Victorious Vaccination Campaign

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity

'All those opposed, signify by using the usual sign.'

'I envy your metabolism.'

"OK, I'll tell you what I know, but I can't reveal my source."

'I can't remember. Edith, am I forgetful?'

"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

'The part of your brain you used to diagnose what is wrong with you is what is wrong with you.'

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

"You people make me sick. Nonetheless, here's a little toe-tapper."

"My one-man band is breaking up."

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

"I see something horrible in your future; death... mayhem... EVIL... wait a see, it's just a fingerprint."

'Well, the whole purpose of creating the species was because I needed a pill for impotence. Now that they've invented this, we can make them extinct!'

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

'I've been a model, a film star, a soap star, a dress designer... next I'm going to write a children's book and after that...'

Houdini tries to get out of dinner with his in-laws.