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'All those opposed, signify by using the usual sign.'

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

'I believe all the donuts are fulled with custard. Are there any other questions?'

"I've called this meeting to discuss the high level of absenteeism within this company!"

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

"Our long-term plan is like our short-term plan, only longer."

I'm not sure they understood what I was getting at. Yeah, they all looked confused, didn't they?

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

'This is why we can't have nice things... '

'First of all I'm sorry. Secondly I'd like to clarify what I meant by 'never apologize, never explain'.'

"All those who want the doughnuts with jam in the middle please raise your hand."

'I know, we'll lead off the presentation with me telling an incredibly long and seemingly pointless anecdote about the time I burned my finger while lighting the back yard grill...'

'First, I want to apologize for calling this meeting on such short notice.'

The Cattle show Week.

Lady in Card Shop sees Sympathy Cards section with 'Bear Market', 'Falling Dollar' and 'Inflation' categories.

'We'll skip that rubbish.'

'Before we start, has everyone shed their moral baggage?'

"This doesn't have anything to do with the falling price of oil, does it?"

'I can't believe it! This is when I sent out a company memo advocating a win-win philosophy.'