Three Covid Monkeys
Mask Mavens T-Shirts
Let your favorite mask enthusiast wear their passion proudly with our fun and expressive mask maven t-shirts, designed to showcase their love for face coverings in style.
Staying safe
Pandademic
The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."
"Lenny?" "Darrell?"
The new normal
Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.
"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."
Medieval headlines.
"Your mascara is running."
'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'
"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."
"Thou Shalt not Covid thy Neighbor's Wife!"
"Accepting for..."
Facial hair continental drift.
"She leaked WHAT to the press?"
"Wife and two hernias to support!"
Modern day mirror.
Agatha Christie
'I realize that you're upset that Oprah hasn't reviewed your new book on her show. But you are on MY show, so why don't you tell us what inspired you to write 'Overcoming Disappointment and Resentment.''
"OK, I'll tell you what I know, but I can't reveal my source."
Department de Philosophie
"Social distancing... masks, it's difficult sometimes to know who you're talking to."
"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."
"So did you have to wear a mask when you were sunbathing?"
"My secretary just made me aware of the necessity of investing in the beauty industry."
Scratch 'n' sniff edition...
'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'
"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."
"I'm not taking any chances!"
"At least we don't have to worry about dudes telling us to smile more."
Start of the school year
I'm sorry Keith but the last thing I want to do right now is KISS and make up!
Houdini tries to get out of dinner with his in-laws.
"I see something horrible in your future; death... mayhem... EVIL... wait a see, it's just a fingerprint."
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