Mask Mavens Pillows

Three Covid Monkeys

Staying safe

Pandademic

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

The new normal

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Medieval headlines.

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

"Accepting for..."

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

Facial hair continental drift.

Modern day mirror.

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

'I realize that you're upset that Oprah hasn't reviewed your new book on her show. But you are on MY show, so why don't you tell us what inspired you to write 'Overcoming Disappointment and Resentment.''

"OK, I'll tell you what I know, but I can't reveal my source."

Department de Philosophie

"Social distancing... masks, it's difficult sometimes to know who you're talking to."

"My secretary just made me aware of the necessity of investing in the beauty industry."

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

"So did you have to wear a mask when you were sunbathing?"

Scratch 'n' sniff edition...

"I'm not taking any chances!"

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

"At least we don't have to worry about dudes telling us to smile more."

Start of the school year

"I see something horrible in your future; death... mayhem... EVIL... wait a see, it's just a fingerprint."

Space Turkey Aliens visit a family on Thanksgiving.

Muzzles.

Houdini tries to get out of dinner with his in-laws.

'My Brew's really hoppy. . . I use the whole frog!'