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"My secretary just made me aware of the necessity of investing in the beauty industry."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

The adoration of the gels.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'Have you no common scents?!'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"I don't like your application."

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"Where are my eyelashes?"

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

'I'm an atheist!'

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

"Accepting for..."

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

"I love 'bitch's night out'."

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

"Excuse me, where's your glitter lipstick?"

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

Life on Earth - Oldie catwalk.

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."

'..Can I interest you in our new fragrance - 'Are''

"Now, open your cosmetics fridge and delicately apply the cold hard cash to the area around your eyes."