Make-up Maven Pillows

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

The adoration of the gels.

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

The new normal

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Absolutely not!"

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"Too much concealer?"

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Have you no common scents?!'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"I don't like your application."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"It's called, 'Goth'."

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

Dolores is so avant garde.

Have you got your make up on yet?

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"Where are my eyelashes?"

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'